Inglorious Miltons

ASK!   Rantings from a girl, just trying to find her way in the world.

Anonymous asked: "Good morning, how can I-" "CARAMEL MACCHIATO." "Absolutely. What size would you like?" "NONFAT." "Alrightly, I can do that. What size can I getcha?" "DO NOT PUT ANY WHIPPED CREAM ON IT" "Of course not, so what size would you like?" "MAKE ONE SHOT DECAF." "So grande? Venti?" "NO FOAM." "Okay, just tell me what size you want and I'll start working on that right away." "CARAMEL MACCHIATO."


Answer:

toopunktofuck:

Too real for me. This is my life, folks.

gOD DAMMIT

— 1 week ago with 180 notes

aconnormanning:

"She’s not just someone’s wife, daughter, or mother. She’s someone."

(Source: -teesa-, via chebk)

— 1 week ago with 244644 notes
DBZ Abridged is just one of those gems you have to watch once in a while. #dontmindme

DBZ Abridged is just one of those gems you have to watch once in a while. #dontmindme

— 1 week ago
#dontmindme 

Cowboy Bebop + Tumblr Text Posts

(Source: khaleesiha, via chebk)

— 1 week ago with 622 notes
teacher:don't bullshit this essay
me:i'm gonna bullshit this essay
— 1 week ago with 434409 notes

mcsprankles:

ohcorny:

deermary:

Grey Peacock-Pheasant (Polyplectron bicalcaratum) of southeast Asia.

yo why didnt i know about these

Wow man forget regular peacocks this thing is magical.

(via quinn-the-human)

— 1 week ago with 32129 notes

soadchopsueyfan:

Rickyisms

they forgot Jalapeños. Ja-lap-uh-nos.

(via benhasabeard)

— 2 weeks ago with 14461 notes

versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

(via tyrellbutts)

— 2 weeks ago with 344490 notes
willgrahamsstagdo:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?
i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd
the way it’s set up
it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it
and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but
just
let me show you




















so yeah
any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

This is the best book i have ever read, it took months to read it and i couldnt even finish it the second time round, i seriously recomend it though


 do it

willgrahamsstagdo:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?

i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd

the way it’s set up

it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it

and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but

just

let me show you

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so yeah

any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

This is the best book i have ever read, it took months to read it and i couldnt even finish it the second time round, i seriously recomend it though

do it

(Source: bloodsuckinguttertrash, via naturallybecca)

— 3 weeks ago with 59176 notes

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

(Source: 1los, via quinn-the-human)

— 3 weeks ago with 482837 notes

wickedclothes:

Legend Of Zelda Shot Glasses

The Hero of Time often grew weary from fighting off powerful foes. We sometimes grow weary as well from our daily battles. Drinking a strong beverage from these shot glasses may alleviate some stress. Features the Hylian Crest and the Hylian Shield. Sold on Etsy.

— 3 weeks ago with 1139 notes
paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times


too many times

paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times

too many times

(Source: princusbeau, via quinn-the-human)

— 3 weeks ago with 270055 notes
Since working in a cafe, and making the whip cream on a daily basis- my first concern was knowing these little guys would never make awesome WC. RIP whipits.

Since working in a cafe, and making the whip cream on a daily basis- my first concern was knowing these little guys would never make awesome WC. RIP whipits.

— 3 weeks ago

I’m doomed to live in a world where I have to wake up early, and all I want to do is stay up late.

— 1 month ago